Thor making a series of vines where he hands the other Avengers mjolnir casually like ‘hold this’ when they’re not paying attention and obviously they fall over and it’s hilarious

and he tries to do it to Steve and he’s like ‘hold this, Steve’ and without looking up from his paper Steve’s like ‘sure’ and takes it off if him, he just calmly holds it and continues to read

The rest of the vine is just Thor’s stunned and impressed expression



odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”


Mythology Meme >> [1/2] Mythological Objects: Mjöllnir

Mjollnir, Old Norse Mjöllnir,  in Norse mythology, the hammer of the thunder god, Thor and the symbol of his power. Forged by dwarfs, the hammer never failed Thor; he used it as a weapon to crash down on the heads of giants and as an instrument to hallow people and things. Mjollnir was stolen by the giant Thrym, who asked as ransom the hand of the goddess Freyja. When Freyja refused to go to Thrym, Thor masqueraded as her and succeeded in grabbing the hammer, which had been brought out to consecrate him as Thrym’s bride. Thor then slaughtered Thrym and the other giants with the hammer.[x]




so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder god


Thor likes ice cream because the coldness reminds him of Loki

Submission #1790


Darcy can lift Mjolnir, because she is worthy. 

Submitted by hawks-eye-view

September 30 | 10:18 | 120♥ | theavengersheadcanons


“…there’s no thing in all creation that can exist without its opposite.”

When we grow up we’ll both be soldiers and our horses will not be toys 
And I wonder if we’ll remember When we were two little boys 


in a coat of gold or a coat of red, a lion still has claws
and mine are long and sharp, my lord, as long and sharp as yours